Do these really exist?

I ran into a pornstar at AEE a few weeks ago and she said that they do.

RanchoCarne.com would like to sponsor one (or as many as we can) with free porn, shirts, lube and other crap. The catch? Just write a freakin' review for our site about the movie; we ship at out cost.

Attached is our closet full of porn to show what we are up against-that's alot of porn!

If you went to the optometrists drunk, and had a prescription filled, and then drove drunk with those glasses on, would you drive better? I am just going along with the drunk glasses that you would wear at a health fair or some other event.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338265

Read a book nigga, and raise yo god damn kids. Best rap song ever.

http://www.filecabi.net/video/read-a-book-nigga.html

Video @ YouTube

This is how you get someone off of EverQuest.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=1799

This kid broke into the registrar's office at American University to try and change his grades. Weird thing is that he used to rent a room from my friend. Then, a week after he tried to break into the university, he tried to break into my friend's apartment. So she's serving him with a restraining order.

2 thumbs way up. Excellent film.

Can't wait for "Live Free or Die Hard". Lot of good shit coming out for the remainder of the year.

So...my grandmother is looking for a comforter in the size of Extra Long Twin (XL Twin). So I am looking around on Amazon to see if they have shit. Here is what I run in to...

It offers me a search suggestion...and if this happens then one would think that the offered search term would obviously have more results...Not the case.

Umm...I guess there is an issue with uploads right now...standy by.

"I think 'nigger' brown couches would accent these mahogany panels quite well."

An error in translation is being blamed for the word 'nigger' appearing on the tag of some bitches sofa. The bitches daughter, 7, recognized and pointed out the slur. Presumably because she hears her father say it every time his trash cans are knocked over.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/04/19/canada.couch.ap/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfFAZ5-P04I&NR=1

BOO-guddi is how we pronounce it here in America

Rats can laugh!

http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/18/what-happens-when-you-tickle-a-rat-see-for-yourself/

For a link to rats laughing. The evolution of laughter and where it plays into society building is pretty interesting, if anyone would like to talk about it.

Saw this guy in sams the other day and had to get a picture.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17647997/

"BALTIMORE - Police arrested a 7-year-old boy, handcuffed him and hauled him down to the station house on a charge of riding a motorized dirt bike on a sidewalk."

"The Police Department's zero-tolerance arrest policy - begun under former Mayor Martin O'Malley, who is now Maryland's governor - has drawn complaints that such arrests occur most often in poor, black neighborhoods. Gerard is black."

The moral of this story is, if you live in Baltimore, don't be black. It doesn't matter how old you are, they'll arrest you anyway.

I think the title says it all.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17726206/

This article in Wired seems like a bit of a "NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK" revelation about Chinese food.

Link

Here, speaking of General Tso

"The battered, fried chicken dish with vegetables has 1,300 calories, 3,200 milligrams of sodium and 11 grams of saturated fat."

Normal people need about 2,000 calories per day.

This was across alafaya from where i live.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070314/ap_on_fe_st/when_cats_attack;_ylt=Au6UqTbomveBmiKDEoXh9AAuQE4F

Some bitch and her son were attacked when two cats entered their home while the front door was open.

So, this woman has grown a nipple on her foot. This should be great for the guy who has a foot fetish and also likes tits. I nearly got a chubby but don't care for feet.
http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses 9/11 planning and execution.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/14/guantanamo.mohammed.reut/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40545&in_page_id=2

Submitted for Blackrob.

I realize that the last time the greater Wasteland cilque gathered for drinking I didn't make it till the end. However, it has been a while and I think it is time for us to give excessive drinking another chance. St. Patricks day is a mere two weeks away, and I think in honor of my heritage, we should all get shit faced togther somewhere. Shoot out your ideas, and we can make this St. Patricks day a real holiday.

I know none of you swine have bought a cd since 1995, but I figure its good to spead word about this anyways. Slap the shit out of anyone who buys music.
http://reeverb.com/2007/02/how-social-media-could-fight-the-riaa/

March 1st kicks off the boycott.

and this picture is fucking awesome.

Check this shit out! There was a colossal squid caught the day after at a colossal squid busting 450kg.

NHS - Feb 23 2007

This cocksucker was caught two days after the other squid. 330lbs heavier.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070222-squid-pictures.html

Pretty self explanatory.