So, a few weeks ago, while i was taking my twice nightly ride through the Magic Kingdom, I happen to look over to the side of the road right near guest relations. That is when some genius running full speed, tries to jump over the parade audience control ropes. Notice how i said tries. This a-hole gets his shoe caught on the rope and does a face plant on the concrete that would make Greg Louganis cringe. It was a Darwinian feat that I thoroughly enjoyed witnessing. All the bonehead tricks that guests pull on a daily basis, and this martyr of the brainless masses gets to spend the rest of his vacation nursing a bruised ego...among other things. All the while enjoying the VIP room he was no doubt comped to prevent his from pursuing litigation against the mouse. These are the types of people that I get to deal with on a daily basis, lucky me!