Fuck the news.
IrishI wake up and am greeted with this in the Orlando Sentinel. The reporters contact info is at the bottom...asshole!
Space rock could make 2036 a killer year
CAPE CANAVERAL -- Mark your calendar for Sunday, April 13, 2036. That's when a 1,000-foot-wide asteroid named Apophis could hit the Earth with enough force to obliterate a small state.
Edited due to lack of attention span on the part of the assholes that read this page.
5 Comments for “Fuck the news.”
BigTrav
Says:Oh...my...fucking...god...
do you know what the fuck a summary is? I cant keep my attention on one thing long enough to remember what the fuck i sat down at the computer to look up, let alone read a 86,707,987 mile long post about...fuck, i don't even know!!!!!
Word of the day: Truncate.
Irish
Says:cut and paste asshole...don't get pissed at me because you have the attention span of a steaming turd.
Words of the day: SCROLL FUCKING BUTTON
BigTrav
Says:Yea...so if its big, just link to it....or paste the first paragraph and then link.
But seriously, regardless of attention span; posting a 1500 word, 4 page essay that some jerkoff at the Sentinel wrote is just unnecessary.
Yes there is a scroll button, but I don't want to have to buy a new mouse every time I need to get below your post.
Trey
Says:I agree, not to mention it pushes other content way far down the page. It's just unnecessary to copy an enormous chunk of text from a news organization.
Irish
Says:Well excuse the fuck out of me, if Trey could keep this shit up, and not make it as infrequent a treat as girl scout cookies, maybe i would remember my etiquette...until then...get bent.