I Met My Match And I Got Burned: Lyrics

I brought her lots of pine cone liquor for chuggin'
I gave her eight strong arms worth of huggin'

Two hearts in love we would frolic in the sand
She'd toss me up and cup me in her meaty hands

I was walkin' tall my backbone straight and that ain't easy for invertebrates
But the tide would turn and this squid would learn I'd meet my match then I'd get burned

Then we laid down and conceived us young'ern but she forsook me and our son for another
I'd been so proud of our little family clan, till I caught her trading tongues with ole' snake man

Now she's officially my ex
though I really do miss the sex.

To her I shall not return
I met my match and I got burned

Yes I've cut her from my heart like a big loud stankin' fart
To her I shall never return, I met my match and I got burned...burned….burned.