Ode to the Wingman
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Sheesh at 5:15 PM | Tagged: Uncategorized
Sheesh at 5:15 PM | Tagged: Uncategorized An ode to the wingman courtesy your friend and mine, Coors Light. Yes, I know the quality isn't so great, but it's all I could find.
(Yet another post from Sheesh that DOESN'T SUCK)
21 Comments for “Ode to the Wingman”
Irish
Says:nope, sucks, you would have no idea about having a wingman, or even being the wingman, so get the fuck outta here.
Sheesh
Says:Like you fucking know, mullet boy. I live in nyc, I definitely go out to places like that more than your candy white ass ever does.
Jeffro
Says:But you're still a goofy looking shit. Goofy looking shits don't get ass, and if they do they get the leftovers of the night. Usually weighing in about tree-fity. Oh and by the way, living in NYC doesn't make you cool no matter how much you want it to. I think you have the power to be a complete tool no matter where you live.
Irish
Says:First of all sand-nigger, I have no mullet. Second of all, if NYC is such a great place call your cousins and tell them to stop flying planes into the god damned thing. Third of all, the girl that you pick up on your way out of the rainbow lounge probably has a dick.
BigTrav
Says:yea...i mean, im not going to get in on bashing you dood...but try not "drop" that you live in NYC as if anyone would possibly give a shit. im not hacking on you...just that...i dunno, who gives a fuck where you live? I live in winter park...that doesnt make me as rich or cool as anyone else...and taking that people (in general) are stupid as a constant...and then the population of a place like new york...i bet it has the highest number of tool bags anywhere...i dunno...you are talking about where you live, like eddie talks about having a big dick...and well, you know the rest.
BlackRob
Says:eddie is to big dick as john is to honest.
Sheesh
Says:I wasn't trying to drop it, I was jsut trying to point out that I probably do go out.
Jeff, when every exposure to sunlight doesn't threaten you with skin cancer, THEN you can say that -I- look goofy.
Eddie, if you want to place the race card, there's not much I can say. Especially since I have no arabic relatives. And I think we all know about your preoccupation with men, as we see in the picture of you getting up on that dude playing dance, dance revolution.
And Trav, see the very first part. I said nyc just to make the point that I obviously have ample opportunity to go out.
Jeffro
Says:First off I never said anything about you and your camel jockey heritage so back the fuck off with that. Second, when the climate is right I have a pretty decent tan, my ass is still white as shit, but the rest is decently tan. So stop being such a fag and respond with something that is revelant to what everyone else is talking about. You are no better than anyone else no matter how much you would like to think it, if you ask anyone that knows you or knows of you they will say : "Yeah, Sheesh is a nice guy and pretty smart....but what a fucking tool. I think the only reason he had a lot of friends in CR was because they felt sorry for him" So in conclusion, stop trying to be a badass. Eddie is right and Trav is right, you are always wrong, stop being such a fag.
Alicia in CA
Says:And Jeff can I just say it is the hottest white ass I have ever seen!
Sheesh
Says:Haha, I didn't know I had a lot of friends in CR. More like I got a lot of shit in CR. But whatever. I think you're all just going off on me, because you're bored, and the wasteland is boring.
And I never said that you said anything racist, now did I? But you said I look goofy, so I said you do too. Don't take things so personally.
Jeffro
Says:BitchBoy
Alexis
Says:Wow, I am amazed, 12 comments on one post in 2 days! And btw sheesh, you did bring up the "race card" out of the blue, like they were trying to use it against you, but they never said anything of the sort.
Randeezay
Says:alexis did you even read what eddie wrote or are you just talking?
Irish
Says:no randy, you go back and read, he called me mullet boy, and called me a candy white ass.
Randeezay
Says:yeah but shit like that doesnt even count as the "race card" it was more of an observation. had he said your candy cracker ass then i would agree with you
Irish
Says:mullet boy, when was that last time you saw a minority with a nigger...hey thats a good idea, everyone keep their eyes peeled for a picture of a minority with a mullet
Randeezay
Says:a minority with a nigger i see them all the time
Irish
Says:minority with a mullet, sorry, i was on the phone when i posted that, lesson learned
Hank
Says:didn't michael jackson kinda have a mullet back in the day
Hank
Says:and oh yeah this was a pretty cool post
well... I enjoyed it
Sheesh
Says:good!