Rob's Last
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BigTrav at 11:34 PM | Tagged: Uncategorized
BigTrav at 11:34 PM | Tagged: Uncategorized 
Hooray, this was the last time Rob enjoyed any freedom, or saw any of his friends. Incidently...the only person without a Beer here...is none other than David Pinner. What a sad, sad man.
16 Comments for “Rob's Last”
Trey
Says:If I was there I would have had a beer.
BigTrav
Says:You were there for like 15 minutes, then you left.
Trey
Says:Well, what I meant to say was, if I was able to stay I would have, to increment Dave's shittiness.
BigTrav
Says:At least you were sick, Dave just has Vaginitis.
BlackRob
Says:Inflammation of the vagina.
Andy
Says:Dave's shortcomings aside, John Crawford still looks like an amped-up, slightly emaciated Chris Farley.
Murali
Says:Woo! Yet another sausage-fest post on human wasteland. Why aren't there ever any girls at your parties? Next time you post a group of guys, each holding a beer and his own massive erection, there better be a girl in each of their laps, damnit!
BigTrav
Says:Murali, when you get a little older, you will realize that many women are a source for never ending whining, bitching, and annoying. We get together as the guys to get away from this, and just get drunk. No one bitching at us to calm down, or stop being loud, or rude, or dont drink so much. I know you are new to school, so you are all the jit freshman parties with lots of little girls, but that shit gets old after a while. That, and many of us have wives (not in the literal)
Trey
Says:Hey, correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't this a bachelor party? As I recall the only female guest was the swedish love doll pictured to Rob's right.
BigTrav
Says:in all honesty, i wouldnt want to get laid @ my batchleor party, i wouldnt mind a stripper, but i wouldnt want to go botching up my marriage from the get go. If you are marrying someone, you ought not want anything/anyone else.
BlackRob
Says:what if youre marrying for money
Andy
Says:Good lord Travis, I can't believe you said that,
YOU BIG SOFTIE!
Trey
Says:Yeah I know, he gave me a big softy too with all that talk.
BigTrav
Says:Dont make me come over to G-ville and straighten you out, Godboy. And to answer Rob, if i didnt love her, and i was just marrying her for the money, yea i would probably fuck all kinds of people....but also remember, i wouldnt want to lose my source of income.
anon.
Says:Anyone else have a sugar mama?
BigTrav
Says:My woman can keep her money, and just give me the sugar.