I can't tell whether this guy is the most masterful prankster of all time or a complete psychopath. It would take a genius to string together the unintelligible technobabble jargon that this guy employs.

The techs on this one are quite good, the are able to decipher some pretty arcane acronyms. They get an A+.

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