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Wicker Man: Worst movie of the year.

submitted by BlackRob at 3:31 PM | Tagged: Uncategorized

So i downloaded Wicker Man last night and decided to give it a go since I dont have much else to do. Its a totally weird movie up until the last part where you're being jerked off and then when you would bust a nut, the jacking stops. The movie stars Nick Cage as a cop who goes in search of his missing daughter on some neo pagan island in the pacific west coast. The island is inhabited by mainly women who are the dominate bitches there. In the end, it turns out that he was lured there by this bitch he almost married and his daughter to be sacrificed. And he dies. SPOILER WARNING too late. I would recommend watching the Paris Hilton porn and masturbating with your mothers underwear to watching this film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/


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